Well hello there. I guess this is kind of like my dating profile, where I brag about my many virtues and try to convince you why I deserve to be your next water bottle. But let’s be honest, it’s all about the pictures anyway. So, rather than go on about my cool FreeSip™ straw, fancy triple-layer insulation, or my dazzling color options, feel free to skip to the pics below. And yes, I photoshopped them all.